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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  Demi Moore is Bae even as the Blorb from the movie ‘Basketcase’

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2024 1

  I actually feel kind of bad for this film in a way, due to the time it came out. It is absolutely not this film’s fault that we as a society have been viciously throatf*cked by the superhero genre for the last decade.

  If this film came out in 2009, I feel like I would’ve had fond childhood memories of it and would’ve had a DVD copy to revisit periodically for nostalgia’s sake in a similar fashion to the Sam…

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★ Watched 23 Dec 2019 2

  Leía spoke as coherently as D-O droid did in this movie. I have no idea how to review this movie. I barely understand what I watched. I can’t believe this movie exists. It’s literally the most shocking piece of cinema I have ever witnessed. It was almost impossible to comprehend what was on the screen at any point. This is as the most nihilistic piece of cinema to ever be conceived. I have never felt more empty.

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  Mysterious Skin 2004

  Watched 17 Sep 2019 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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