Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Joker 2019

  ★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2019

  that was definitely a movie I spent $10 to see, wait in line for twenty minutes, and sat in a dark room for nearly three hours for.

  Edit: I typed this review immediately after throwing up from binge drinking Smirnoff ice and I think that was more compelling than this movie.

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  Bird Box 2018

  ★½ Watched 03 Jan 2019

  'eh'.

Popular reviews

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  Fateful Findings 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2018

  Please watch this movie while you're drunk.

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  I Am Here....Now 2009

  ★½ Rewatched 15 Aug 2018

  If you want to watch a movie where absolutely nothing happens for a solid two hours, this is it for you.

  I love Neil Breen because his works are so comically bad but remain earnest, this however is just...boring.

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