Favorite films

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  jack quaid, i’d follow you anywhere, so thank you for making movies that are so much fun. i want to watch you fall in love in every universe. if one of those universes is a brokeback mountain reboot with ray nicholson, so be it.

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  Death at a Funeral 2007

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  god dammit, i wish that “directed by frank oz” credit dropped at the end instead of the beginning, so i could experience the exact opposite emotional release i had when i watched the pianist

Popular reviews

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  Angela's Ashes 1999

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  simon birch for people whose poppas immigrated from specifically limerick specifically in the late 40s early 50s

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  RoboCop 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  the thinking man’s terminator frrrrrrrr

  obsessed. love the news breaks, the pov shots of him in his robo-infancy, getting calibrated and groped at a nye party. returning back to murphy’s house and it transforming back into his home, all the lil robo details (shoutout the back of his skull), twin peaks zaddies and a sexy ass kurtwood smith.

  i get the hype now. i get it, okay?!!

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