Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Miami Connection 1987

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Delightful. Fits very nicely next to Raw Force, Death Spa, et al.

  I liked it enough that the blu-ray found its way into an online shopping cart. (I rarely actually buy movies, so getting into the cart is a significant feat.)

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  Funny Games 2007

  Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  A friend asked me to borrow eggs the other day. I gave him the eggs and told him, "If you break these, do NOT come back and try to Funny Games me. These 3 eggs are my line in the sand."

Popular reviews

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  The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2015 2

  My inner monologue during the entire film:

  "Could I finish one lap? I could finish one lap. Could I? I bet I could finish one lap. Couldn't I?"

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  I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance Is Mine 2015

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2017 4

  Still no motherf’ing graves.
  And no spitting this time either.

  What is UP with this series???

  Oh, and more purple lips and yellow faces.

  I wish "Angela" and Marla had become murder buddies. I really want a murder buddy. Except instead of murdering, we'd play ping pong.

  Best dick dissection I've ever seen. In a movie, that is.

  Favorite quote:
  "Give a woman a fish, and she makes dinner for her piece of shit husband. Teach the woman to kill the piece of shit husband, and she never has to make dinner again."