Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  I watched the entire movie thinking "I'd rather watch Dani Rojas bartend for two hours."

• 

  Beverly Hills Cop III 1994

  ★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  I watched this Wednesday night, it's now... Early Friday morning. I have forgotten every detail about this film outside of Serge.

Popular reviews

• 

  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2024

  Paul: *farts in his sleep*

  Stilgar: *waking up the entire settlement* IT CAN BE DENIED NO LONGER CHANI, THIS WHISPER OF THE CHEEKS WAS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY

• 

  The Passion of Joan of Arc 1928

  ½ Watched 22 May 2024 1

  35,263 of you are LIARS and SCOUNDRELS. If you look at me dead in the eyeballs face to face in the same general area and say you found this movie enjoyable, I will, with no hesitation, retort "how did you get in my house? Please leave me and my crappy superhero movies in peace."

  Seriously though this should have been 81.5 minutes shorter, I'd much rather watch this in a gif and forget about it forever.

Following