Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  UMA more like IMA cum so hard if Uma Thurman ever slashes me with a samurai sword, it wouldn't just be blood gushing out of me if my hot blonde queen decided to unleash all her anger on me.
  god she's so fucking sexy, I thought Mia Wallace was hot but if someone dressed up as The Bride for Halloween God I'd be on my knees on a leash following them around.
  I actually want to meet Quentin and shake…

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  no way they turned among us into a movie 🔥

  do we find out the meaning behind like a virgin in the sequel or????

  also wouldn't be a tarantino film without 10 random N-ukes being dropped

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  Holy fuck I wish I could crawl out of demi moores back and then be kept in a dark room by her 😩😩

  I don't care if Margaret Qualley used prosthetics I was locked in EVERY SINGLE FRAME THAT DISPLAYED HER BODY I've never been more focused in my life, I'm gonna staple photos of her to my coursework.

  10/10

  oh and the movie is decent too I wasn't really paying attention to the plot, acting, cinematography or writing sorry.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  What I've learnt in life so far:
  Cymbal Monkey = Friend, Lifesaver
  Drum Monkey = Devil

  No but this actually wasn't great at all I really had high hopes
  it just felt really corny and the acting wasn't great
  final destination but with a monkey antagonist

  booooo 🍎🍎🍎

  at least there was a hot sexy scene of a woman going swimming, shame she fucking exploded

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