A cynic with a singular love of writing. I hope my reviews entertain you as much as they entertain me.
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The Coffee Table 2022
I am writing this review because I want to be able to sleep tonight and I need to get this movie out of my head.
It's difficult to know what to say. All I can hear is the guitar that pounded between my ears as the end credits rolled. Every moment of this movie stretches out to the point of tearing and forces the viewer into a slow, sickening agony which builds from utter horror into increasingly vivid anxiety until…
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Nocturnal Animals 2016
This was an absolutely incredible movie. The parallelism between the novel and history was masterful: between the obvious thematic tie-ins, the dialogue, the recurring symbols, and even the cinematography, the two stories are linked so inextricably it's clear that one was born out of the other. The movie beautifully explores tensions between self-confidence and risk, desire and realism, and revenge and satisfaction, all in the context of love, art, and marriage, which forces the viewer to reflect on their own…
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Tropic Thunder 2008
If you don't like this movie, okay, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
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