Chris Willett

Chris Willett

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Favorite films

  • Secret Honor
  • RoboCop
  • Taxi Driver
  • The Master

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  • Incident at Loch Ness

    ★½

  • Red Woods

    ½

  • V/H/S/2

    ★★★½

  • Leprechaun

    ★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★½

    Some guy brought his three kids with him and sat one row in front of us, one of them was about 5 and kept crying and asking him to take her to the car. Sometimes I fucking hate people man.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Swap

    The Swap

    ½

    Lines That Made Me Audibly Go, What?:  
    “I pray to God, there is a a God.” 

    “Was that the first time you’d met Carol?” “Yes, well no to be precise.”

    “Did she give you any leads?” “I don’t know.” 

    “You’re a bad liar baby, it’s written all over your face, like egg.” 

    “Why don’t you take an aspirin?” “I would, but I don’t have any.” 

    “This place reminds me of a scene in the first movie I saw once.”

  • Heartbeat in the Brain

    Heartbeat in the Brain

    That 12th phase of marvel is looking pretty hype though