Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Possibilia 2014

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  the Daniels are such weirdos (positive)

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  Fire Island 2022

  ★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  nothing, except everything. 2023

  ½ Watched 20 Oct 2023

  quite ironically tries to do everything and leaves you feeling nothing

  dhar mann meets a bland wannabe Hollister ad coming-of-age film and this is the single-handedly the most faux edgy, "aware" yet unaware, vapid, Lifetime-Hallmark-esque, cringey, and derivative short film i've ever seen

  sidenote: the campaign for this short is miles better than this

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  Night Is Short, Walk On Girl 2017

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  "I’m an uncultured person who is more boring than a rice cooker…but take a look at this!" *begins to do the sophist dance a.k.a. dance like a provoked chicken-octopus hybrid*

  would not be surprised if this film alone increased alcohol consumption worldwide by at least 50%. a randomized, quirked-out fever dream of an adventure featuring one of the biggest simps on Earth, not unexpected coming from the director of Mind Game. but unlike Yuasa’s previous work, it’s less about ogling…

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