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cyberseatbelt

Favorite films

  • Challengers
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Moonlight
  • Dead Poets Society

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  • Black Swan

    ★★★★½

  • Black Swan

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    now THIS is kafkaesque. the modern, feminist, dorian gray we desperately needed.

    more and more apt in our era of skincare smoothies, ring lights, photoshop, botox, looksmaxxing, and ozempic. it's an answer to decades and decades of films that said the worst thing a woman can be is old, fat, or ugly.

    the gore is intense and the ending goes over the top with blood and guts. so be advised. i'm not much for gore, but the ending felt like…

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★½

    Hugh Jackman's and Matt Macfadyen's acting and Ryan Reynold's comedy was almost enough to save this incoherent, nonsensical, CGI cash cow mess. Almost.

    Mostly made me wish I was watching the old x-men movies instead. At least those had women in them.

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  • Holy Spider

    Holy Spider

    ★★★★

    a film that will terrify you, not of the serial killer it depicts, but the society that encouraged him. smart visuals and stunning actors.

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    donny donowitz.... what a mensch <3

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