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21 yo
suicidal.

Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • The Lego Movie
  • Star Wars
  • Scream VI

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  • Saturday Night

    ★★★★★

  • Real Life

    ★★★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

  • Possibly in Michigan

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  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★★

    2024 has arguably been the worst year of my life. A lot of people who I cared about passed away, including my dad. He's the reason I love movies. He's the reason I want to make movies. I miss him with ever day. I feel like I'm disappointing him all the time.

    I keep having hope that things will change. That my friends won't hurt me. That maybe these new friends are different than the other and will treat me…

  • LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite

    LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite

    ★★★★½

    Dont judge me, I like this movie.

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  • Real Life

    Real Life

    ★★★★★

    those big-ass cameras, but it's the birds and the government is Albert Brooks.

  • The Lure

    The Lure

    The Shape of Water son or The Lure daughter?

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  • Hawkeye

    Hawkeye

    Okay...

    This looks bad.

    You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I'm an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and string from the paleolithic era.

    So when I say this looks "bad"?

    I promise you it feels worse.

  • Spirit Halloween: The Movie

    Spirit Halloween: The Movie

    ★★½

    I'm still waiting for a Toys Я Us slasher with Geoffrey the Giraffe as a serial killer.