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Cybulsiki

Favorite films

  • Hot Fuzz
  • Back to the Future
  • Fight Club
  • The Social Network

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  • A Million Ways to Die in the West

    ★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★½

  • Balloonerism

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  • Man Walking Around a Corner

    Man Walking Around a Corner

    **The Greatness of *Man Walking Around a Corner*: A Surrealist Reimagining**

    In the annals of film history, *Man Walking Around a Corner* occupies a singular place as one of the earliest examples of moving images, marking the dawn of cinematic experimentation. But what if this seemingly simple scene—a man casually walking around a corner—were a far richer tapestry of psychological, existential, and metaphysical intrigue? What if we consider the possibility that the man is psychotic, the camera does not exist,…

  • Fisherman's Friends

    Fisherman's Friends

    ★★★½

    Fisherman’s Friend Movie Review: A Pint for the Fishermen, A Pint for Me

    Right, so. Fisherman’s Friend, yeah? I gotta be honest with ya—I weren’t sure what I was expectin’ from it. Thought it was gonna be about fishermen. Proper fishermen, y’know? Big burly blokes with beards, ropes, maybe some sea shanties thrown in. But nah, it’s... it’s a choir film. A bleedin’ choir movie. And the title’s all wrong, like it’s gonna be some Moby Dick type thing, and…

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  • Men in Black

    Men in Black

    ★★★★

    Ian Hawke gets into a fight with animals, starting his villain arc off and thus starting the greatest quadrilogy of all time, Alvin and The Chipmunks, so +1 star. He got stuck to the ceiling and based on the movies he’s made since he’s never fallen down.

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★

    Went all the way to London for an Asier tier movie