Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2019

  me, immediately: OH THIS IS WHERE THAT MEME IS FROM

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2019

  hell yeah!

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ½ Watched 07 Oct 2017 12

  Is literally everyone afraid to give this movie a bad review? It’s too fucking long and so goddamn boring.

  
  Edit: I’m glad there are those of you out there that really enjoyed this movie. I did not.

  
  Edit 2: I fucking hated this movie you fucking goofballs go jerk off somewhere else

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  The Strange Thing About the Johnsons 2011

  ½ Watched 13 Mar 2017

  No offense but as a Queer (TM) this was bad....really bad.

  This short film was basically "what if young queer children were the real predators" the movie and uh.....no Fucking thanks

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