cyphdyke

cyphdyke

Favorite films

  • Being John Malkovich
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • National Anthem

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  • Moonstruck

    ★★★★★

  • Party Girl

    ★★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★½

  • Before Sunrise

    ★★★★

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  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

    ★★★½

    keke has the best face acting. and the best face.

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    ★★★★

    😱😱… at least TRIPLE the amount of vampire titties you were expecting

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    so insanely gross but the most disturbing thing about this was when the old lady sitting in front of us in the theatre said that margaret qualley had an ugly face

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★½

    audibly gasped so many times. so fun and so cool.

    i feel like this and fury road allowed me to understand money even tho i’m just a girl. anything over like 50 million is relatively incomprehensible to me like i don’t know what that amount even means it’s so big. but i was watching this like YES this costs money it costs so much money to look this good and now i can visualize a large amount of money. i was high watching it and i’m high now sorry