Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  keke has the best face acting. and the best face.

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  😱😱… at least TRIPLE the amount of vampire titties you were expecting

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  so insanely gross but the most disturbing thing about this was when the old lady sitting in front of us in the theatre said that margaret qualley had an ugly face

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 May 2024

  audibly gasped so many times. so fun and so cool.

  i feel like this and fury road allowed me to understand money even tho i’m just a girl. anything over like 50 million is relatively incomprehensible to me like i don’t know what that amount even means it’s so big. but i was watching this like YES this costs money it costs so much money to look this good and now i can visualize a large amount of money. i was high watching it and i’m high now sorry