Cyrus

Cyrus

Favorite films

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Family Switch
  • Drive

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  • Nosferatu

  • The Monkey

  • Captain America: Brave New World

  • Companion

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    Not to sound like a stereotypical macho guy, but in the right mood, I feel as though I can easily snap this Orlok's bones like a twig. 

    Honestly, I thought Max Shrek's Orlok looked more menacing and frightening. Skarsgard Orlok just looks like a basement-dwelling sex offender who's forcefully denied sunlight even if he wanted it. Inam more than confident that one clean swing to any joint by a baseball bat, and he's done.

    For fun, I like to imagine…

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    There’s this scene in Stranger Things 3 wherein Dustin shows this contraption to his friends, leaving Mike to say….

    Similarly, in Loki, after Loki messily demonstrates how an apocalypse can be a hiding spot for variants at the cost of Mobius’ salad

    And now, with me, after watching The Monkey

    All three of us are left saying the same statement

    “What am I looking at here?”

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  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★★

    Wow so I really liked this. What definitely helped in my case were the aspects that I've only seen 1 and 2, along with the account that I have voluntarily avoided any trailer or promo material. All I had in anticipation were the announcement of this movie and the reveal of the official poster. The only plot element I knew was that this takes place between the second and third movie, and that's it.

    What I like about Saw X…

  • Southern Gospel

    Southern Gospel

    I watched this for Emma, that is all