Not to sound like a stereotypical macho guy, but in the right mood, I feel as though I can easily snap this Orlok's bones like a twig.
Honestly, I thought Max Shrek's Orlok looked more menacing and frightening. Skarsgard Orlok just looks like a basement-dwelling sex offender who's forcefully denied sunlight even if he wanted it. Inam more than confident that one clean swing to any joint by a baseball bat, and he's done.
For fun, I like to imagine…