notdylanobrien_

notdylanobrien_

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Little Women
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Fight Club

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  • Troy

    ★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • Hereditary

    ★★★½

  • Anchors Aweigh

    ★★★★

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  • Troy

    Troy

    ★★

    I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW ATROCIOUS THIS MOVIE WAS AHHAHA.🤪🤪

    One inaccuracy after another made me wonder who THE HELL wrote this garbage piece dumpster fire, and I jumped up out of my chair when I saw his name. David Benioff this is the THIRD crime you have committed against me. First Game of Thrones, THEN Star Wars, and now THIS?!!! Can someone keep this man OFF any major motion pictures. 

    Actors were solid, not much to note,…

  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

    King of IDGAF✋😎

    Question: How many cigarettes were harmed in the making of this movie? Cuz they must have smoked a thousand

    Okay but serious review now: 
    Aahhhmmm, yeah! So credits where credit is due! Timothee Chalamet, I have been following you since you first started carrying around that Bob Dylan book. This movie has been a long time coming for me! Now I was not astounded, but I was not disappointed either. Timmy sure gives a great performance, though…

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  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    ★★★★

    Bonnie & Clyde if they were lesbians.
    Average American roadtrip experience I feel.
    I wanna go on one nowwww😫😫

  • Anchors Aweigh

    Anchors Aweigh

    ★★★★

    Theatre kids on steroids. If this movie was a food, I would say fruit loops cereal: colorful, a childhood classic, sweet, all- American 🇺🇸 and fruity🍓🍌
    Gene Kelly and Frank Sinatra in one movie??! That’s just too much starpower! They do make an iconic duo, with Frank Sinatras character being obviously closeted and in love with his best friend, (I DONT CARE WHAT THE MOVIE TELLS ME, this movie was oozing with homoeroticism🌈!) and Gene Kelly, an absolute rake that’s great…