Franco

Franco

I’ve never seen a movie in my life I’m just making all of this up

Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Before Sunset
  • Creed

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  • The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    ★★★

  • Contagion

    ★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    The Twister: Caught in the Storm

    ★★★

    Never moving to the south. Mostly for racial and social reasons but also I do not rock with tornadoes

  • Contagion

    Contagion

    ★★★

    If we were solely ranking on character names this would be five stars

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  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ½

    The real monster in the movie: white women

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    A certified “Bong Joon Ho hating rich white people” classic.

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