Is that the mailman? I told him no cottage cheese. Don't give him a tip!
That nonsense line is just one of the weird moments in Maximum Breakout, and if you're a fan of good-bad movies, you have to see this.
This is such a display of incompetent filmmaking. It's incredible. There is dialogue with no context, unnecessarily long scenes (the messiest breakfast making of all time), and everything is just so weird.
Travis' girlfriend gets kidnapped, and he rounds…
If you're going to have a silly killer board game premise, it has to be fun, and this is absolutely not fun.
The characters have little to no personality and are completely forgettable. Some of them are barely introduced; they just exist to die. The main guy is such a moron, and I don't think the detective's thing was explained.
Most of the deaths happen days after they play the game, and it's hard to remember what the death cards…
Well, I don't really know where to start. What a strange movie.
This dude is trying to write a horror movie script while his life is falling apart around him. His wife, his kids, his manager....everyone seems to hate him. And he probably deserves it because he's definitely not a good guy.
Actually, everyone in this movie is a terrible person, and almost every scene is uncomfortable to watch. Everyone is angry or upset or both, and there's so much…
You're a wuss, Sean Kelly.
Basically an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode, but with possibly less budget, definitely worse acting, and a gratuitous shower scene.
Kind of charming in its cheapness, but a little too dull to become a favourite. There is a cheesy pumpkin monster, and it's set on Halloween, but it's so lackluster.
There is a lot of filler and a bunch of terrible characters. A backstory with a wizard, people hanging out in the woods,…
Got no money for the electric bill, but got that exotic spider money. Priorities bro.
I expected to get that icky, itchy feeling from a movie filled with spiders, but I didn't at all. That's a problem. There's nothing creepy or gross or affecting here. It's just a shit ton of spiders.
I get that there's some commentary, but this is taking itself way too seriously for a killer spider movie. It's all drama and complicated relationships and very irritating…
