DaddyLankee

DaddyLankee

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  • The Birthday Party

    ★★★½

  • Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

  • Plan Z

    ½

  • CHiPS

    ★★★★★

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  • The Birthday Party

    The Birthday Party

    ★★★½

    To anyone reading this review, I would just like to tell you that I’ve seen you hanging around the Rock of Cashell, profaning the soil with your goings on. Out of my sight.

  • Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    This is the first movie I can remember watching in a cinema. That morning is pretty clear in my mind. I’d been acting up, and I think as a disciplinary measure, my dad gave me the empty threat that he was going to lock me in a cupboard. Eventually we did end up going. In hindsight, I can honestly say I wish I’d spent the time in that cupboard. I didn’t go to the cinema again for a year afterwards.

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  • Plan Z

    Plan Z

    ½

    This film is uniquely lacking in quality. Bad cinema normally has a kind of awkward charm, but this one just makes me depressed. Not in a deliberate way... I genuinely thought I was going to enjoy it as a kind of fun, albeit schlocky piece of poorly made indie-trash. Instead, I just started to feel slightly empty inside. I think part of me died with this movie. So that’s an achievement, I guess... You might be wondering what the “plan”…