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Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Ugh I was bored the last half hour and I totally fell asleep

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  Borderline 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

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Popular reviews

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  Miami Vice 2006

  ½ Watched 02 Apr 2024

  With all the kickass people involved, they still managed to make an unbelievably boring movie. The plot is convoluted, and no matter how many sexy Collin Ferrell shots you shove into the edit, it doesn’t make up for that empty feeling you get inside while watching. The soundtrack starts out so dope, with dazzling shots of the Miami coastline, but ultimately fizzles out much like the entire plot.
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  Scary Movie 3 2003

  ★★★½ Rewatched 12 Aug 2024 1

  We all know you’re allowed one f-bomb in a pg-13 film, and Regina Hall’s “Now who tf did that” is one of the best delivered lines in cinema history.