Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Exponentially more fucked up than I expected.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  This was, without a shadow of a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen. Period. Full stop. No discussion. If you are in the “hidden masterpiece” or “you didn’t understand it” crowd, you are wrong—and probably an asshole. Everything was terrible: the performances, the effects, the costumes, the set design, the ideas, and the script. I could go on forever.

  That said, at no point during the film’s 2.5-hour runtime was I left unentertained. This was a special breed…

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  Marriage Story 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2019

  I didn't understand how anyone could possibly be considered a front runner for best actor ahead of Joaquin. Then I saw Marriage Story.