I ate this up like I ate that leftover Olive Garden fettuccine a few years ago: knowing I’d be disappointed even before ordering it. As “authentically” Italian as a biscotti pastry you’d buy in a Starbucks Cafe and as predictable as any Hallmark movie slop. Still, I had fun, and the chemistry between the dilf and the major was 💘
[28/100]
The fact that this came out 12 years ago AND served as the basis for Flow is crazy. What’s even crazier is that the director made this in high school! I couldn’t even edit a video properly during that time 😿 a truly deserved win for Latvia and independent cinema!
You can watch it here:
youtu.be/bx2Q4QYe5GI?si=A8elLsS7CtbcbOkf
[64/100]
Jared Leto’s Joker walked so Bill Skarsgård’s edgelord could fly!!!! Hahah, get it???
BECAUSE HE’S A CROW???????
Woah, slow down there Rupert! You might end up hurting someone with all that EDGE you got cooking up! This was one Pierce the Veil song away from being an emo boy fan edit! Oh yeah, 🎭 cry now cry later!! 🪦 WHEN??? NOW!!! Ooooh yesss, I love the oozing feeling of sadness as I run away from a rehab center listening to…
Like The Lighthouse, but prettier.
I really find it fascinating how much you can do with a 16mm camera, but also how well a good soundtrack fits with the lo-fi voices to complement the quality of the film. It’s a strangely peaceful way to accept trauma. I’m definitely rewatching soon!
8/10
