Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Predator 2018

  ★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  an r-rated kids movie (derogatory)

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  "i'll do the fingering"

  the inherent homoeroticism of teaching your identical robot brother to play the flute

Popular reviews

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  The Call 2020

  ★ Watched 06 May 2022

  the most tension i felt the whole time was waiting to see if Tobin Bell was going to say "i want to play a game."

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  Sadako vs. Kayako 2016

  ★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  people give horror protags a lot of shit for making stupid choices, but watching the ring tape in the grudge house has to be the stupidest choice ever made.