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Recent reviews

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  The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jun 2022

  claude frollo truly defines
  girlboss
  gatekeep
  gas-light up the cathedral of notre dame to cope with your raging boner for a gypsy

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  The Gentlemen 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2022

  the evil gay hugh grant pipeline continues, although he does swear a tad more than he did in paddington 2

Popular reviews

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  Surf's Up 2: WaveMania 2017

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2022

  john cena's veiny penguin boobs.

  that's it. that's the movie.

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  Morbius 2022

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2022 1

  not content with ruining joker, jared leto decided he had to be the worst bat man the world had ever seen.

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