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  Moonstruck 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  It’s a Cher-a-thon kinda night 
  I LOST MY HAND
  I LOST MY BRIDE
  Nic Cage makes every movie uncomfortable and I love it

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Bonkers; non-stop punchlines and cunty outfits. Felt like I was watching a stage play more so than a movie. Pure chaos.

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  Mermaids 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Charlotte’s melodramatic teenage inner monologue is so real. Cher, as per usual, is unreal. Long but good film.

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  fuckin hectic, damp radish people rise up !

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