dainjohnson

dainjohnson

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • The Thing
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Presence

    ★★★½

  • Brazil

    ★★★★½

  • Twilight Zone: The Movie

    ★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

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  • Presence

    Presence

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Brazil

    Brazil

    ★★★★½

    “Here’s the receipt for your husband, and here’s my receipt of your receipt”
    “Care for a bit of necrophelia?”
    “Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.”
    “Can’t you do something about these terrorists?” “It’s my lunch break, besides it’s not my department”

    1984 if it was a comedy

    I really get the cult classic hype. I also see why this commercially bombed. It does feel a bit too long,…

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    The return of surreal body horror? I wanna know how many times David Cronenberg has rewatched this movie. Loved everything about it. Still grossed out. I’m convinced Dennis Quaid’s rancid ass wasn’t playing a character. Demi Moore my beloved. Margaret Qualley already intimidated me BEFORE i saw this. Soundtrack FUCKS

  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    ★★★

    God I love Dan Akroyd. God I hate Chevy Chase

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