Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  If we sent Trump to space 4 years ago we’d be chillin right now 

  How are they gonna be mad that there’s multiples when they didn’t make sure the first was really dead? Seems like projection to me

  Nasha had it all for like 20 minutes then 18 went all Wilkes Booth

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  Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  “oh you know what’s funny? Racism, sexism, sexual harassment, grown men acting like children, and Intellectual disabilities! HAHAHAHAHA”- the ignorant white guys yell in unison 

  Every time I chuckled, I was then punished with something so incredibly unfunny. 

  I HATE YOU DAVID KOECHNER AND LUKE WILSON 

  Let’s stop acting like this is funny and good and acknowledge it fucking blows

Popular reviews

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2024

  Ass was ate 

  Can’t believe that man went to sleep with asparagus piss on his hand

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  The Whale 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2022

  A slow burn that got sadder and sadder every second. Give all the actors every award please and thank you

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