Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mini's First Time 2006

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Everything about this movie feels like why we really needed #metoo. Is this the last thing Baldwin did before 30 Rock? How did the conversation go with executive producer Kevin Spacey pitching Jeff Goldblum on the role? How did Nikki Reed manage to graduate to Twilight movies? Luke Wilson could have been Harrison Ford if he had a better agent? #CR #hottesttake. And yet this is on Tubi and I’m watching like it’s a late Friday night and I’m a teenager in the mid 90s #nostalgia #pain from an old wound

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  Tropic Thunder 2008

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Mar 2025

  They would never make Simple Jack today.  I want Satan’s Alley directed by Luca

Popular reviews

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  Shrek Forever After 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025 1

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2025 1

  Demi acted the shit out of this. Dennis quaid ridiculous miscasting. Too many needles and body morphing. Even I got numb to it. Missed the mark. Fun watch though. Oh and Margaret Qualley I apologize…I wasn’t familiar with your game