Favorite films

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  Willem Dafoe as Frank would’ve been peak

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  District 9 2009

  ★★★½ Rewatched 25 Feb 2025

  Movie and a film

  Third act goes on a bit long and acts as a bit of a noughties action time capsule. 
  I think it’s strongest at as satire in the first half or so, if it kept up that momentum would be higher. Still overall really good though.

Popular reviews

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  Hard Truths 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  This is really funny until it isn’t funny and then makes u feel bad for finding it funny

  Could go up to a 4

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★ Watched 14 Nov 2023 2

  Flaccid ass end to a flaccid franchise. It gets 2 stars and it can thank me for them. You owe them all to Michael Sheen and Rami Malek. Honestly ,it's closer to a 1.5 than a 2, but if I give this what it deserves I've officially wasted 10 hours of my life which I'll never get back.

  I could've read a book man

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