And this DIDN’T get a best picture nomination???
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Me, staring into a brown paper bag labelled ‘Oscar Bait Musician Biopic’:
Well, I don’t know what I expected.
Didn’t learn a whole lot about Bob Dylan from this but I did learn today it’s possible to go 2 hours and 14 minutes without feeling a single emotion. The character of Dylan in this doesn’t feel intriguingly mysterious or unknowable at all, he just seems like a transparently boring, pretentious arsehole.Translated from by
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Jesus Christ. I don’t even know what to say. Might put a full review later.
“Every time a new Star Wars movie is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭.”
Alien: Romulus is just this tweet in cinematic form.
Okay, sometimes a film is just so shit it’s kinda difficult to even point out what’s wrong with it. I went into this really hopeful, and the first 20 minutes before they reach the Romulus station…
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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024
Not that this is the biggest problem, but why did he need a submarine? He’s literally a penguin 😭
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