Dan_R

Dan_R

Some a-hole who works in camera department so all his trite reviews harp on production mostly.

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Closely Watched Trains
  • Paths of Glory
  • Contact

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

  • La Haine

    ★★★★

  • House

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    You vs the Guy she told you not to worry about.

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ½

    This movie is a god awful shitty mess; a highly polished grease dumpster ablaze. The inane ramblings of a toddler trying to describe their dreams as they remember. except the child kicking rocks on the swingset isn't a cute 4 year old; it's a 48 year old malding multi millionaire named Kevin Fiege.

    The marketing for this movie can only be described as unethical false advertising. The plot of the movie we were sold on is a vastly different ruse…

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    I fuckin morbed so hard when he said ‘It’s morbin’ time’