Dan Carney

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Favorite films

  • Good Will Hunting
  • Serpico
  • Superbad
  • High Fidelity

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  • Megalopolis

    ★★½

  • Strange Darling

    ★★★★½

  • Clueless

    ★★★½

  • Trainspotting

    ★★★★

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★½

    Stopped time to write this review. The dialogue was written like an exercise to teach English to a foreign exchange student. Shia Labeouf should be in everything. I feel like I could watch this movie on a loop all day because of how fucking weird the acting choices and dialogue is and how amazing the visuals are. I don’t think there’s ever been a more beautiful looking movie with a worse script. Adam Driver is the only actor alive to make this movie work in any way imaginable.

  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★★½

    Assuming this is about how men are good and women are bad. Very necessary

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★

    Watched this at the Alamo Drafthouse near Wall Street and made the mistake of betting someone wouldn’t show up in their seat. I had an assigned seat but took the risk of selecting another one farther away from the weird man who was sleeping next to me. I ordered a Diet Coke, a water, a popcorn and a grilled chicken club. Just before the movie started the person whose seat I was in showed up and I had to move…

  • Amadeus

    Amadeus

    ★★★★

    I got recognized outside the IFC after the movie and talked with the guy more than I think he wanted to. Great movie about letting hate and envy course through your veins and define your life. Music was good! Because it was Mozart. That’s why the music was good.

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