Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chocolat 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  This village doesn't need a chocolatier, it needs someone who can make a goddamn suitcase that won't keep dramatically bursting open during confrontation scenes

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  Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 1954

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Rewatched this with Stevie and told him to brace for one specific brother I knew he'd have a crush on, but foolish me forgot that every brother in this movie starts out as a nine foot tall bearded ginger backwoodsman in long johns so naturally Stevie had a crush on all seven

Popular reviews

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  The Eagle 2011

  ★★★ Added

  came for the boiling gay subtext between a Roman commander and his British slave, stayed for ... uh ... the boiling gay subtext between a Roman commander and his British slave.

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  Soul 2020

  ★★ Watched 26 Dec 2020 2

  Pixar makes movies so mathematically to be cute and so expeditious with their plotting and dialog that there is no room for actual genuine interaction or art in these movies. And for a movie so devoted to showing how much jazz means to Mr. Protagonist it spend a grand total of 2 minutes (cumulative) actually showing it in performance. I felt insulted by the implication i was supposed to be moved by the impossibly simple beliefs of the two main…