Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trancers 1984

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  Excellent neo-noir ripoff of The Terminator but with zombies instead of cyborgs. Haven’t watched this is over 20 years and forgot how much ass it kicks. I’ve only ever seen the first two so I will happily be watching the rest of these in the near future.

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  The Adventures of Milo and Otis 1986

  Rewatched 12 Feb 2025 3

  My kids picked this out at the library, I honestly hadn’t seen it in probably 35 years (LOL) and I made the mistake of googling it half way through. Yikes! I really had no idea all these years how fucked up this shoot probably was. They thought it was mid. I’m pretty indifferent. Never need to see it again.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2024 2

  Overlong allegorical body horror that sells itself as high brow transgression but is really just a sleazy B-movie boasting A-talent and barf bag levels of cringe-inducing practical FX. It’s fun to see some extreme (by mainstream standards) horror on the big screen, but don’t be fooled by the think pieces. It’s about as deep as a puddle of neon green goo spewing from one of its many puckered holes.

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ½ Watched 11 Jul 2024

  Ti West Would Like You to Know He is an Artist Who Has Seen Some Movies: The Movie

  An insulting, disingenuous mess.