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Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Someone said "Hear me out. Elmer Fudd: The Video Game: The Movie"

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 16 Oct 2024

  WHAT?
  HOLY FUCK WHAT?
  JUMPING FUCKING FUCKBALLS MOTHERSHITTING WHAT?

  A+

  FUCK

Popular reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  Rewatched 14 Oct 2023 2

  They're showing this on an original 35mm print from 1982?

  You gotta be fuckin' kidding!

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  Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made 2020

  Watched 07 Feb 2020

  Being an overly imaginative and eccentric child is one thing, but being a complete and utter prick to everyone - especially your struggling mother - is something else. Cute idea with some funny gags, and the polar bear CGI is remarkable for a relatively small scale kids movie, but the main character is so insufferable that I just didn't care. McCarthy and Pastis are better than this.

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