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  • X

    ★★

  • Valley Girl

    ★★★

  • Strange Darling

    ★★½

  • Companion

    ★★★

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  • X

    X

    ★★

    The girl spends the whole film just raw dogging denim on bare skin?! How you gonna be a porn star with no nipples!? Friction burns are no joke!

  • Valley Girl

    Valley Girl

    ★★★

    Incredible soundtrack. Top tier 80’s slang. Absolutely WAY TOO MANY adults who want to fuck teenagers.

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  • The Truffle Hunters

    The Truffle Hunters

    ★★★½

    A definitive ranking of characters met in The Truffle Hunters (in order of wholesomeness):

    5. Carlo - Hate the game not the playa! He just can't get enough of that truffle action. Special mention to his faithful companion Titina for being so pumped for a midnight jail break from their Italian cottage.

    4. Angelo - aka Italian Saruman. Once had 50 marriage proposals but now is so jaded by the capitalistic nature of the modern Truffle game that he spends…

  • The Da Vinci Code

    The Da Vinci Code

    ★½

    My favourite part was when Ian McKellan showed Hanks and Amélie his Jesus fan-art where he had photoshopped his OTP to be hugging.