Wow guys! I shit you not, when I hit my 300th theatrical movie a little over a year ago, it ended up being Miller's Girl. Now that I've hit my 400th theatrical film, it's with ANOTHER Jenna Ortega movie?! Really?!? THAT SHIT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Now, I didn't come here to compare movies because that would be stupid, but while we're here, this movie wasn't as bad as my 300th theatrical visit, but it's still…
I'm kinda mad at myself for missing this in theaters lol.
Had plans to watch this eventually, but I found out like almost a month ago that Renate Reinsve was in this, and I loved her in The Worst Person in the World. It's one of my favorite movies so far in the 2020s, and I was curious about how she would do in an English speaking role, so in part, that was the reason the priority of watching this…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Don't have a lot to say, but here are some thoughts.
I've been angry at the recent trailers for revealing the twist of the movie, until I realized the twist actually takes up about 90% of the movie, so I guess the trailers were just being transparent about what it was (and oh yeah, there are characters that say over and over that they can't lie. Ahhh I see what they did there 😏).
Now the plot itself is one…
This is fucking GARBAGE! I knew this wasn't gonna be good, but wasn't expecting it to be this fucking bad.
Tries way too hard to be edgy, but it's so fucking lame and unfunny. The way a bunch of shit from the 90s gets referenced (which is fucking ad nauseam all fucking movie) is all done in the most irritating member-berries way possible. It's almost like every joke or punchline is saying and winking to the audience "oh member the…
