Dan Krynoid

Dan Krynoid

Favorite films

  • Batman Returns
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Army of Darkness

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★

  • Destination Wedding

    ★★★★

  • Picture This

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★

    I'd say if a Spiderman movie isn't making you physically cringe when Peter has to ruin his life at every step of the way because he's too good a person and always has to do the right thing, it ain't doing the character and his iconic double life justice. Of course Raimi's sequel does it tremendously. And I feel like this nails it as a close second! He misses his chance to brag at the party. He misses his school…

  • Destination Wedding

    Destination Wedding

    ★★★★

    I have no idea how this exists but I'm extremely grateful that it does. Two of the great stars in an incredibly cheap but wittily written two hander. It's something special! Like watching Keanu and Winona do a play. The director isn't doing much but it's smart enough to mostly just be an intimate film of long lonng takes and the actors just giving the tremendous wordplay their all whilst their natural chemistry gives it an extra spice. There's no…

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  • Back to Black

    Back to Black

    ½

    Started typing a whole bunch on this and then I realised it's just not worth it

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    I'm easily pleased when it comes to big budget nonsense. Hundreds of millions of dollars spent to show Robert Pattinson getting cucked by himself, trying out a threesome with himself and also attempting to assassinate a Trump figure who is played by our ever reliable Ruffalo (going even more full ham than he did in Poor Things). How could I not be in awe of all that simply existing? This is a really fun time! And with all his accent…