Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  snoozefest

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  Platoon 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  I would so put my mouth on the barrel of a shotgun if Willem dafoe told me to

Popular reviews

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  ENOUGH JARED LETO FOR FUCKS SAKE

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  1. Somehow not feminist enough and also too woke
  2.extra 1/2 star for all the kens singing AT Barbie, although would’ve been better if it was wonderwall or don’t look back in anger
  3.assholes in my theater didn’t get the “one day the kens will have just as much influence as women in the real world” joke and it pissed me off
  4.little boy next to me kept talking about how unrealistic everything was and how stupid some scenes were, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND YOURE NOT CUTE OR FUNNY STOP IT
  5. I LOVE MICHAEL CERA