Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The First Omen 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  really slow, but once it picked up it was a lot of fun 

  reminded me WAY too much of immaculate to the point where i feel like while this was in production they must’ve been like “DAMN THAT WAS MY IDEA”

  never watched the omen but now i actually want to

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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 2015

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  so let’s not judge the fact that i watched this…

  spongebob is the only show that has consistently made me roll on the floor laughing, so you would hope that the movies would have a sense of the same clever, idiotic comedy. it had that, minus the cleverness and the comedy.

Popular reviews

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  Sleeping with the Enemy 1991

  ★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  bro did the crazy eyes so well

  i feel like everything was sooo drawn out, a whole lotta nothing. if anything the very very initial lead up had me shook, but then after that it was so so

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jan 2024

  literally if yall had just listened to sigourney you would’ve ALL BEEN ALIVE

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