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Recent reviews

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  Pixels 2015

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Olaf Frozen fucks Q*bert in this movie and has Q*bert babies

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  I saw Jim Carey spanking another Jim Carey over his knee, I’m converting to Eastern Orthodoxy

Popular reviews

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  The Turning 2020

  ½ Added

  This movie sucks more dick than my gay ass. Don't watch. For the love of god. Don't watch. If you want to watch a shit movie then watch Cats instead

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  Terrifier 2016

  ½ Watched 19 Oct 2022

  This movie sucks and is just super unfun to watch.

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