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  Titanic 1997

  ★½ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  I really SHIP Jack and Rose hahahha no but for real I am really glad Global Warming didn't exist back then and there were still ice caps. Rip.

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  Avatar 2009

  ★½ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Pocahontas with blue people.

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  The Worst Person in the World 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  You should watch this film so you can tell your crush you’ve seen a movie with subtitles.

  'The Worst Person in the World' is about you—or at least the part of you that makes questionable life choices, drifts aimlessly through your twenties, and keeps waiting for life to make sense.

  The dialogue is sharp, and the cinematography is a whole mood. I watched this film weeks ago, but one scene has stuck with me ever since (I’ll describe it without…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Oct 2024

  Demi Moore? More like Demi Less-old.
  Okay, that’s my foreshadowing into some light spoilers.

  First off, don’t watch this movie after smoking a full joint—there’s nothing quite like watching Demi Moore get robbed of her bone marrow while tweaking out, wondering if the Mayans were right.

  Once I realized 2012 was 12 years ago, I managed to lock in. And boy, was I locked in. This is the first film by Coralie Fargeat I’ve seen, and her style is relentless…

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