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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
It's.... amazing. What I wanted from a Looney Tunes film, even. A fully 2D Looney Tunes project that just focuses on the adventure of 3 characters and not the whole cast. And you guys slept on it!
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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 2000
So..... I'm gonna come out and say it. This movie deserved better. It's not a masterpiece, let's be real, but it accurately treated the source material with genuine love and respect, it felt in spirit to what inspired it, and it was a fun movie to boot.
I really need to highlight Renee Russo and Jason Alexander as Natasha and Boris, too.
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I normally try not to do newer films on here because I don't like the whole aspect of posting spoilers. But I have a lot to say here.
This film was very fun. If this is how the Fox/X-men universe ends, then it went out with a bang followed by post coitus smoking. It gave me what I wanted from a Deadpool/Wolverine teamup, it used its Chris Evans cameo to good use, and I'm also glad they stuck to their…
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Barbie 2023
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Barbie is one of those GOOD movies.
With that reference out of the way, I gotta say that this movie does not deserve to be as good as it is. At the end of the day, it's a toy commercial that also happens to have discussions of existentialism, the mental health of men, what it truly means to be human, all wrapped up in a package of pink suede.
I think the standouts here are Ryan Gosling as Ken and…
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