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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
My little brother turned 8 today, and I've now finally introduced him to Star Wars. He was locked in from the title card and by the end boldly proclaimed that this "was the best movie ever!"... Let it be known that I have not quoted these films since I was 12, but alas, everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Caught about 30-40 minutes of this and had to do a review - been a while since I've sat through even half an hour of a nothing-movie of this caliber. Utter dog shit. Soooo many scenes of amazing actors mumbling their way through seemingly improvised non-jokes just waiting for the director to yell "cut!".... He doesn't. I know The Rise of Skywalker really was that bad but let's be serious, guys; there is no way in hell Colin Trevorrow could…
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Kung Fu Panda 4 2024
I'm so confused, like, I see reviewers, actual critics, writing shit like "embargo" and stuff when I just went to an early screening and, like... Will they get to me if I talk about this? Anyways, fun movie, obviously only the first two matter but, like, this one and 3 are lowkey sort of awesome in their own right. Just a lot of messing around and slickly animated action sequences. Also, gay dads subplot. Gay dads subplot!
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Oppenheimer 2023
Still reeling from this experience. One of Nolan’s absolute best and a theatre experience like no other. I’m a fan.
Edit: I wonder why the “reviews” of mine that get the most likes are the ones in which I admit that I have nothing worthwhile to say about the films I’m “reviewing”. Just odd, is all.
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