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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  i really liked when he dug the tattoo needle into that guys neck and scribbled over the swastika. great addition. also i don’t wanna state the obvious but just an fyi assistant managers should NOT be trying to date OR hook up w their employees.. :)

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  Creep 2 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  what happens when a serial killer meets a freak manic pixie dream girl.

  they served cunty besties and i fucking loved it. i think “aaron”s (josef? idk anymore) personality really came thru in this one and mark duplass plays this role too good it’s scary. ending was so good. great watch i can’t believe it took me so long to finally watch it. now i can watch the creep tapes :D

Popular reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025 7

  if i was iris, josh calling me beep boop in that condescending fuck ass voice would be REASON #1 TO KILL HIM. 
  also, patrick was serving (literally) CUNT in that police uniform.
  also, i just finished reading a book on the incel community, and i wonder if any of them has at least 30% intelligence on their fucking bar to understand this movie at all.
  also, i need to see “INCELS REACT TO “COMPANION” on my youtube feed soon… for…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  the consequences of D.A.R.E. 

  
  okay my thoughts 
  HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS HAD ME GLUED TO MY SEAT MY EYES GLUED TO THE SCREEN I WAS ON EDGE FUCKING THIS WAS INTENSE
  i got to see it in the theater because it came back today and im so HAPPY I GOT TO WATXH IT IN THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  um this is how you FUCKING DO BODY HORROR 
  i haven’t even fully processed this experience im still in the parking garage but i can say wow