Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  You know what hell yeah! This is what modern day Evil Dead and The Fly looks like. Bring back absolutely fucking ridiculous gore

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  Earth Girls Are Easy 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  My obsession with Jeff Goldblum is not normal at this point. Holy shit. The rest of the movie was awesome too but god damn.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  Right off the bat, yes; the audio levels are just as fucked up as people say. The pacing isn’t great, probably on account of it being a feature-length part 1. They probably didn’t use the full arsenal of spider-men to their full potential. But most, if not all, of that is negated by the fact that this movie is fucking BEAUTIFUL.

  The differing art styles in the multiverse makes every character feel extremely distinct, and a lot of them are…

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  Accused 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  Pretty suspenseful and appropriately upsetting. This could happen (and probably has happened) in real life