Certain moments in Dead Men Tell No Tales are not lacking in creativity. The first action sequence - if you exclude Salazar's introduction, involves Captain Jack Sparrow robbing a bank. The premise of it has an amusing punchline, and looked mildly entertaining, but it's dotted with irksome and forced comedy via Depp. His character has now, generally speaking, become a parody of itself and really it was mostly cringe-worthy to say the least.
However, Javier Bardem was actually very good…
My DC knowledge is close to zero. I know names, general "abilities" and who is supposed to be a good guy. Saying that, Injustice 2 recently came out and I ended up getting it. Obviously it's a different continuity but playing it and finding it really quite good got me deeply interested in Wonder Woman. Her actual character in the game is mean, but ultimately, I think finally, I'm genuinely invested in the DC cinematic universe.
Which means, potentially, I'll…
I cried. This is perfect. I am Groot. Nothing goes over Drax's head. He has excellent reflexes. Rocket isn't a raccoon. I am Groot. Star Lord? WHO? Sexy Aliens. I want The Inhumans film now. Stan Lee is a perv. Great film. I actually cried, genuine tears and the guy next to me too. He was crying, and we were crying and then we hugged because the film was so awesome and it's so emotional that I have actually seen…
