danparker

danparker

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • The Other Guys
  • Brüno
  • In Bruges

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  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★★½

  • Kinda Pregnant

    ★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★½

  • War Dogs

    ★★½

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  • I Love You, Man

    I Love You, Man

    ★★★★½

    Very much in the They Don’t Make Them Like This Anymore category. Not in a boomer dad kind of way but that I miss films from the late 2000s and I miss 2013 when I first watched it.

    Been quoting it ever since in my internal monologue and my internal monologue only.

  • Kinda Pregnant

    Kinda Pregnant

    ★★

    Ugh I properly belly laughed twice in this film and I hate myself. One star for each laugh because they were both significant.

    Otherwise I want everyone to know I didn’t love this film and won’t be coming back. But maybe I’ll find those specific scenes I laughed at on YouTube one day.

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  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★★½

    I have immense nostalgia for this film despite having never watching it all the way through before, all thanks to Lego Star Wars on PS2. 

    It definitely has some of the worst character designs I’ve ever seen in a film and the accents on Jar Jar and the Viceroy are just beyond belief like who thought that was okay??? Also the way Queen Amidala talks scratches the wrong part of my brain. Thought the sound was so good especially in…

  • Snack Shack

    Snack Shack

    ★★★★

    Wow wow wow where did this come from. Put it on during a flight as it seemed like a friendly 2 hours of fun and it was all of that with a large serving more. These sort of films have always been a bit of me so it was pushing against an open door, but it’s really stuck with me. 

    It made me nostalgic for an era I was never alive in and for a part of the world I’ve…

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