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  • Companion

    ★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Love Hurts

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★

    Companion is what happens when a guy — whose favorite movie is Lucy — gets mad that the “We'll Be Having Sex With Robots in the Next 10 Years” article/meme didn’t come to fruition and decides to take matters into his own hands. 

    Weird. Mid. Can we have less rapeyness in movies please?

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    The Monkey is what happens when Stephen King took an angry nap after missing out on 2024’s year of monkey movies and woke up to a Spike TV marathon of “1000 Ways to Die” (don’t check me on the timeline)

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    I didn’t understand anything that was happening and everyone talked like Yoda with a thesaurus, which didn’t help

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