danstretch

danstretch

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Local Hero

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  • Schindler's List

    ★★★★½

  • Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

    ★★½

  • Ocean's Eight

    ★★★½

  • Nocturnal Animals

    ★★

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  • Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

    Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

    ★★½

    Oh I see, It's a Tim 'spooky' Burton creation, well that explains the downer Roald Dahl vibes and washed out palette.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★½

    All the precision of attempting to walk in 6-inch Louboutins after three glasses of champagne, which is to say: wobbly but somehow still pulling it off. The film's attempts to pick the pockets of the original Ocean's trilogy are about as subtle as Helena Bonham Carter's Irish accent, but watching these eight magnificent bastards work their magic is still more fun than pretending to understand modern art at an gallery opening. Cate & Sandy are just as sexy and cool as Brad & George.

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ★★

    how can such great actors make such a bad film. well, not bad but just horrible and weirdly ambiguous. Arty but empty

  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★★

    beautiful film that is a simple meditation on what would you say to your younger/older self and how to be grateful for now. And the character of chad is one that will stay with me for a while.